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Henk Ary Christiaan van der Zwan is a Dutch diplomat. He served as ambassador of the Netherlands to Estonia (2006–2010), Canada (2016–2020), and since 2021, Suriname.

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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Nebil Mahmud Ibrahim is a Swedish featherweight boxer. He competed at the 2024 Paris Olympics.

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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

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Benny Carter Plays Pretty is an album by jazz saxophonist Benny Carter that was recorded in 1954 and released by Norgran Records.

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